ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
if-it-fits-it-ships: benefrickcumberbatch: soglideaway: perksofbeingajediknight: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None DUDE THATS LOW just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine history nerds are the best.
trillow: i’m coming last in the human race
No Woman Spends Tons Of Money On A Hobby She's...
sourcedumal: loudblackram: A Very Strongly Worded Letter To Misogynistic Gamer-Bros by LoudBlackRam YES!
aangkorrayipyip: tahnospanties: foo-of-the-forest: holy shit I found out why his name is stitch, a stitch is a piece of thread that is sewn to hold something together. stitch holds lilo’s family together. HO SHIT I’VE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18
theonesthatcomeeasy: harlequin19bee: sopranomonroe: sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus” omg I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME #IT’S BACK
deerpong: bowlingforsoup: how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place. That was so deep I shit myself
Episode 17: Franchises
quindolevelup: Episode 17: Franchises Travis and Jens talk good and horrible gaming franchises with DAE-student Thomas Bambust and Jonas Roelen of Gmag. The competition continues with Champion Dominique Buttiens and his opponent Kaj Driesen. Travis also talks with Simon - Albert Boudreault of Ubisoft Montréal. Level Up 18 april 2013 - franchising by Quindo on Mixcloud
themoonclockwork: tbhgod: imagine if tumblr reset and we all had to be like the hunger games to get the best urls first Hunger names
reblog if you're satan
primwiththeducktail: faintindestruction: hiddlestalker: thearchangeltrickster: productof-fourmexicans: in-significantthings: the fucking notes what the fuck is this website we’re all Satan and in that moment, i swear we were Satan
grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself #i can no longer tell what is and...
forasmallerheart: bloodyfangirl: scotttumbls: chickenchanting: taejira: smarny: review of human body 0/5 stars, weak, fleshy, unsuitable to my needs. forces constant awareness of limitations + mortality. cannot find form for return/upgrade? would not recommend #please carry a wider range of stock when i return to make my next selection or i will take my business ELSEWHERE also...
tumbledore-: What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard porn?
sharpflatpianoforte: does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013
mareeps: the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f. shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us Jj
pumpernicklefagbag: ragehappystolemysleep: harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents
bumfoozled: I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THE PAST TWENTY MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THIS WAS PURPOSEFUL OR NOT
ohmygiro: shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here Yes.
sodamnrelatable: You’re fat. You’re ugly. You have terrible taste in music. (More?)